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HE Bates
 Post subject: Re: Flyblown Lungs
PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:58 am 
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Tropical rain?


Heavens, no. I am right at the southern tip; ever since I was a child I learnt that the Cape's climate is mediterranean. We even grow olives.

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Withwine and I
 Post subject: Re: Flyblown Lungs
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Florida is the shriveled phallus husk that belies the masculine bravado of the United States.

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Withwine and I
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Did I say Florida? I meant me. And not the USA. Just me.

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And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...

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Tempted to just get drunk for the next four days. Sod life.

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And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...

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 Post subject: Re: Flyblown Lungs
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Withwine and I wrote:
Tempted to just get drunk for the next four days. Sod life.


Why not?
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Withwine and I
 Post subject: Re: Flyblown Lungs
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Only on the Pusser's Rum so far...

Oh for a chance again.

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And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...

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it's Thursday and I have only drunk one night this week so far. Not really an achievement by normal peoples standards but quite good for me.

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Withwine and I
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Last night I didn't drink was... 2008?

Drinking during the day though... that's not good. Women, that's the thing, make your head go broken.

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And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...

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Withwine and I
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Help!

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Not drinking again tonight so I'm afraid I can't help.

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I'm drinking now.

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HE Bates
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I'm stoned. Fuck, maybe I should go get a drink...

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HE Bates
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Right, I'm off to the bottle store...

Edit: Too stoned, can't find my wallet. Panic.

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HE Bates
 Post subject: Re: Flyblown Lungs
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Aah, whisky. Whisky, marijuana, cigarettes - what a glorious Friday afternoon this is turning out to be. Spent my last bits on the drink, but there's food in the larder. Tomorrow, please take care of yourself.

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 Post subject: Re: Flyblown Lungs
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Why did this have to happen?

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